Total Medals Earned: 1,425 (From 202 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,420 Points
Medals Earned: 8/11 (295/495 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/130 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/185 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Submit Highscore
100% Accurate in one level
Have completed the game
Be a perfect survivor!
Find the evil!
Find some barbed wire!
Find some blue blobs!
Find the chicken!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find the potions!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Retrieve the tape from Felicity.
Defeat Clemons first time without using team mates. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Hydra first time without dealing over 2000 damage during fight. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Captain Hunt without any training fights and without repeating any defeated bosses. Heroic difficulty.
Defeat the Corruptor in Zone 7.
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't kill any grunts
Don't die
